 

 Smith
spun a tale about golden plates he was divinely guided to find but no
one else could look at or they would die. (See the Rural Repository
newspaper Vol. XIX., Hudson, N. Y., November 5, 1842, No. 11.)
Eventually the plates
flew back up to heaven. Smith interpreted the messages on the plates by
putting some magic rocks in his hat and burying his face in his
hat. WTF! So when his head was in his hat he became
divinely inspired? I wonder if he buried his head in a horse's
ass if he could talk to animals like Doctor Doolittle?
Smith
spun a tale about golden plates he was divinely guided to find but no
one else could look at or they would die. (See the Rural Repository
newspaper Vol. XIX., Hudson, N. Y., November 5, 1842, No. 11.)
Eventually the plates
flew back up to heaven. Smith interpreted the messages on the plates by
putting some magic rocks in his hat and burying his face in his
hat. WTF! So when his head was in his hat he became
divinely inspired? I wonder if he buried his head in a horse's
ass if he could talk to animals like Doctor Doolittle? 







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